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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via happiness-canbefound)

mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

(via sorry)

glrlband:

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

(via sin-arrepentimientos)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via happiness-canbefound)

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba, via pizza)

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

(via peter-pot)

(Source: actionactioncut, via akpeul)

(Source: skressed, via -insomniaticdreams)

(Source: cockenblog, via swag-master-2000)

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

(Source: zygoats, via swag-master-2000)